I was born and raised in Fresno, California, United States. I also used to live in Stockton, California; Tracy, California; Rancho Cordova, California; Sacramento, California; Tokyo, Japan; Aiea, Hawaii; Waikiki, Hawaii; Yokosuka, Kanagawa, Japan; and San Diego, California.
If you remember me from any of those places, chances are better than not I wish to never speak to you again. If you think there's a chance you're an exception, contact me and see what happens. This is my only online presence; don't ask me why I bother.